Alex king

Everyone has an Alex king
no matter where you hide
no matter where you live
he's there....finding a way inside

he eats your food
steals you phone jacks
and just when you think he's gone
when you wake up, he came back

he claims he has a home
his mother just took his net
Alex king never leaves
he's someone you can't forget

everyone has an Alex king
the glasses and hair......
when he thinks he's getting hit on
really it's just the loathing stares.....

Back in the day
I remember that horrible year
even the freshmen girls.....
he brought them all to tears

"I'm in ROTC"
he still thinks he's all that
"I went to a raving techno party!"
all the Alex kings need to be slapped

someone make him leave
he's taking over my mind
he never leaves........
eyes glued to the screen for all time....