Feed The Court

Theres not much left after the court makes my budget go red.
Those poor starving lawyers, clerks and judges need to be fed.
Justice with her balance needs someone to take off the blindfold.
So please be generous this Christmas and open your billfold.

Give deep so that their vanity may be rewarded and praised.
Gasoline for their Cadillacs isn't cheap and has to be raised.
We want to make sure they can travel in dignity and style.
We want them to dress in fine clothes and have a nice smile.

Don't worry it is not hard for them to take and to garnish.
We have to live by rules but the laws they can harness.
So keep sending your payments with cards and letters.
We want to make sure their standard of living is better.

Don't forget the bastards, thieves and the devil his due.
Just remember there are more unfortunates than just you.
Always stand proud while they just sit on their asses.
That way we can forgive others for all their trespasses.

Don't forget to feed the courts or they can put you in prison.
They don't need much of an excuse when making decisions.
Merry Christmas to all the lawyers, clerks and honored judges.
May your holidays be merry and your clothes not have smudges.