Happy Sweet Sixteen

Happy sweet sixteen Kristy
I wish so badly I could be there with you
To smash your face in that cake of yours
And blow out those candles you were supposed to have blew

Just kidding girl you know I’m not mean
I hope this day is filled with laughter and love
You’ve lived 16 years of your life today
Make sure you give thanks to the man above

I hate that fact that I’m not around
That I can’t be there on your special day
To watch you open up your presents
And eat munchies of that snack tray

You are so very lucky
I owe you 16 spankins so far this year
When we meet your butt will ache so badly
I will make you shed at least one little tear

Try to remember when you go to bed
There’s at least one person in this world
Who would have given anything to be there today
To say “Happy Sweet Sixteen” to one of her favorite girls

*I love you my long lost twin..happy sixteen!*