Grim Reaper's Day Off

You never take a day off.
Come on, let's live a little.
Have a big swig of Smirnoff.
Try to meet me in the middle.

You look depressing in black.
Here, let me sharpen your blade.
And, geez, take off that sack.
You just need to get laid.

Here, have another drink.
Can't you at least try to grin?
Its not as bad as you think.
I think you're a good friend.

You think your job stinks?
Is it really all that bad?
Here, have some more drinks.
Why are you always so sad?

Aw, come on lets party, dude.
You can collect souls, tomorrow.
Let someone else be rude.
You just have too much sorrow.