The Perfect Date

by Jarod Kintz   Dec 2, 2006


To me, the perfect date
consists of dinner, dancing,
and sex, with a girl
who has no stomach
or legs, but does have
an overactive sex drive.
--Jarod Kintz

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  • 18 years ago

    by kim radcliff

    Wow, it's really true that guys don't
    have much going on upstairs.