Boobopaday

I knew a guy named Boobopaday;
he was special cause he was gay.
He liked to play the clarinet;
but when he swam he didn't get wet.

He had a fish named loey;
he was rather chewy.
He ate pickles and cheese;
and didn't have any knees.

His wife had a beard with a mullet;
she didn't want no one to pull it.
he came home one day and did;
a few days later they had their first kid.

Somebody colored him green;
so he tripped and he fell on his spleen.
when he got up from the floor;
he came out of the closet and walked into the door.

He met another guy named Fred;
a couple days later they were wed.
His wife didn't like it at all;
So she made another mating call.