I went to the zoo a while ago
why did i go? i do not know
i was watching the lions and gazing at bears
and also the Hippos with the fuzzy hairs
I was looking in fences and cages too
what else would i do if i was in a zoo?
Then all of a sudden while staring right in
I saw something that made me grin
at first i thought it was a face but then i looked some more.
Then i thought it was a bird sitting on the floor.
but then i looked a bit closer and it moved around
it came up a few feet and floated above the ground.
My grin faded away as the curiosity cut
what i was staring at was clearly a butt.
I gasped and stepped back an inch or two
who would know they would have that at a zoo!
It was huge and red and bulging right out
it clearly made me want to run and shout
Oh my oh me i think I'm going to pee
Thats how much it startled me
I ran to the entrance and never looked back
clearly those people have something i lack
the nerve to stand and keep their mouths shut
While they stare at a Huge Red Butt!
