Oops, I did it again

It's only second period,
and I feel one coming up
I'll try to hold it in
but how long till I erupt?

I try squeezing my butt cheeks
so my fart doesn't make a sound
but maybe I should spread it evenly
and get up and walk around

I don't know what to do
all this fussing over some gas
oh jeez it's almost out
it's about to dive from my a*s!

my face turns cherry red
and I force my muscles to strain
my butt cheeks are working so hard
you can actually see the popping vains!

I can't take it anymore
this is driving me crazy
finally it comes out facilely
and the wondrous smell makes me dazy

All that stress for one fart,
and it didnt even smell that good!
next time i'll just go to the bathroom
actually I should

I think i'm safe
nobody turned to look at me
but who honestly cares
i'm getting up to pee.

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