I was\'a walking down the street,0
and saw this fat lad, and this is what a said,
(in russian accent)
i kill you, i kill you like a fat kid kills cake
so he\'a turns round at me and says something rude,
and just to take da mick,
i says\'a wish you were nude,
thats when he flips,
he goes proper bonkers.
so\'a laughing i says\'a dude ya gone of ya conkers,
the he says to me, a feeble attempt,
\'your mums so fat she couldn\'t fit in a vent\',
okay i mean come on,
how crap is that,
WTF you tinkin\' with insults like dat,
so i choose ma words careful,
i mean nothing to far,
\'your so stupid, you put make-up on ya head to make up ya mind\'
that wasn\'t bad,
i good insult to find,
but he wants some more,
he goes and flys,
with a jet pack and all,
i mean come on! how crap is that.
