My Baby Chihuahua

I got a baby chihuahua that doesn't sleep at night
he looks kind of dopey but at least he doesn't bite

Hes starting to play around with the blind cat in my home
and cries so annoyingly when I leave him alone

I have to pick him up and take him to my bed
but i hate to do that cause I end up waking up all wet

cause my puppy pees alot hes not even potty trained
and picking up his messes just drives me insane

sometimes i feel like just throwing him outside
but he reminds me of puss n boots when I look in his eyes

Because he gives me this look that looks so sad
and i just can't bare to stay being mad

Another thing I don't know what to call him he doesn't even have a name
Maybe i should call him tinker bell maybe that will give him fame

Or maybe I should carry him around in my purse
And have other people clean up after him so I don't get poop on my shirt

But then again hes a boy and that would sound gay
beside he looks more like a dopey reindeer that fell off his slay

But he is mine so I shouldn't be mean
Because though he is funny looking he's still pretty clean

My baby chihuahua I hope hes not getting beat up right now
I left him alone with the blind cat and I know that cats getting hold of him somehow

But if he is hell be okay
that cat better know he'll get him back someday

No offense to anyone at the part where I mentioned gay, it was just apart of the poem. Also if you don't get it I was kind of makin fun of Paris Hilton.