The Way you almost die

I hope you fall
Off A cliff but don't die
& get hit by a bus
That'll fall from the sky

A monkey will rape you
When the Bus drives away
And you'll lay in the road
For almost a day

You'll start walking home
But won't make it there
Because out will come
A huge grizzly bear

Somehow you made
Him really pissed
Because you're at the top
Of his big s.h.i.t list

But you get lucky
And you won't be dead
You'll make it home
And collapse into bed

I f.u.c.king hate you
You're such a joke
To put it nicely
I hope you CHOKE!

**For Steven G**