Dear Santa,
I want a poney and a matchbox and what SANTA'S NOT REAL! Oh man I thought he'd grant that this year lol

Nice poem Chelse and loved the narrator's attempts at giving Santa all those chances ; )

Lol, This is funny! I loved it! Great job!
xoxo

This is very funny! I laughed out loud.

SOOO CUTE!

Wonderfully amusing! This got a real laugh from me. Excellent job on the poem

Hehehaha!! thats good!! u funny!! :P

I loved this poem. It definetly made me laugh. With what you asked santa at the end and wondering if Cupid could grant you your Christmas wish who wouldn't laugh.

You might try a local bar to get that wish granted.

A very good job on this. Very unique. Can't say I've read anything like it. lol. The flow and rhythmn of the piece was well versed.

And by the way, Cupid can't help you, but I know the name of a good plastic surgeon... lol.

Happiness
Jeannie

Tehehe ^_^ funny. Very well done

This is funny! LOL

That year I asked Santa for a penis
So I wouldn’t have to worry about cramps
No more pain relievers
No more midnight runs for tamps

I woke up on Christmas Day
Checked out myself when I got in the shower
Looks like Santa was never real
But I wonder if Cupid has that power?

^^^^
ROFLMAO........OHHH CHELS, you are so much like me it scares me at times......lol.....I almost had to think a few times if I didn't have a daughter in my sleep and ship her off to new parents in Ohio..lol
I was so unexspecting those last 2 stanza's.....lol......you caught me off guard girly, you sure did.

And I loved the way you had great old Aunt Flo in there.
A definate giggle you've got me into with this gem. Loved it Sweet Pea!

P.S make sure to keep your phone close Christmas Day. I'll be calling and you'll have to fill me in on your Holiday vacation so far.
Gosh it has been soooo long since we chatted..........miss you

Momma sends lots of hugs & love

Omgosh this poem is really funny, i thought it was great. =] great job. This actually made me feel better because i haven't been feeling well but this one made my day thank you. And thank you for writing this and making people laugh because they need it.. very nice. your very talented.

keep up the great work. keep on writing. love always and forever.

Lmao! That is one classic poem!
Seriously, this has to go in like, a hall of fame or something cos no christmas is complete with a good giggle at something like this.
It seemed so real, hehe, you had me laughing at the 389 bit. lmao
Oh god, i needed a good laugh..
Cheers Chels =)
5/5 definitely!!
*Gem*

Funny....hestierical....ladeda....good job!!!! ~Elizabeth~

That was very awsome u should right another one juss like it!

Hahaha. thats funny 5/5

A bit wierd but ok