Get away baby boy!

When I heard
I thought I would throw up
I'm going to havea a baby nerd
just great

I'm running away
as soon as I can
a baby blue jay
isn't going to stop me

The baby is going make
a mess
while my mom makes a cake
not minding the mess

I won't get paid
to take care of him
I'm getting laid
just for him

He's making me work
all day long
he's like a turk
fighting the Bulgarians

Ah here he comes

ahh he's so cute!
Maybe I'll stay
just for a little while