Ode To The Chav

Skin so tanned, you seem to glow
Letting bra-straps and thongs show
Skirt so tight, it's hard to walk
Caked on make-up, hard to talk
Bleach blonde hair, seeped to your brain
You're starting to drive me insane
You think you're pretty when you pout
Letting your fave boobs hang out
You say you're nowhere near a s|vt
When I hear that, I just crack up
I laugh because it's such a lie
You'll sleep with any willing guy
Girls like you just make me sick
Playing dumb and acting thick
I can't believe the way you act
I have the dignity you lack
You're shallow-minded and don't care
Two brain cells are very rare
I've got more pride than you'll ever have
Cos you're just one more dumb cloned chav! ©

*Gem*

(After sitting on a bus surrounded by screeching chavs/scallies... you'd want to write a poem too =P
God, I've posted a lot of poems today =/ ..)