What a day
A day to celebrate and give
What are we celebrating again?
I blacked out after I got knocked down
Once I awoke, I got locked out of the house
I wasn't let it until I could "cooperate"
I have no idea what's going on
All I know is that its Christmas
And I was awakened by a tremendous roar
A very merry indeed
Luckily it wasn't bloody like last year
