I Love You

Oh, how I do love you,
My love shall never die.
I just want to be with you,
Yes, screwing in pigsty.

I want you so bad,
To touch and feel,
It makes me mad
When you refuse to play with my eel.

You are the one for me,
You I would never use-
Better loving than any tree,
Plus, my manhood shall not get bruised.