Funny is when you feel like a blond but you also see you are blond
Ask me why I say this to you it is all because it is so true
I fall over the most stupid things
I sometimes ask questions without to think
I wonder why the bad luck always struck me
Out of the blue just let it be
For a remote control to kick me lights out
Please it's a long story but true with no doubt
Farm animals chasing just me around
Everyone else just laugh out so loud
Traffic Cops always pull me off just driving one mile above
Funny how other people can walk without facing a pole
I did see it but still I just walk right in to it with a slow motion stroll
How funny can it be
Me, blond and no words to just be free
