I love you even though.....

I love you even though you have a huge beer belly
I love you even though your feet are really smelly.
i love you even though your a little funny looking
i love you even though i cant stand your cooking.
i love you even though your teeth are so rotten
i love you even though youve got a saggy bottom.
i love you even though I cannot bear your laugh
i love you even though you really need a bath.
i love you even though youre not very funny
but most of all I love the way youve got LOADS OF MONEY.
Even though Im twenty one and your eighty five,
Im gonna love you as best I can
Whilst your still alive!