Single and ready to mingle

What\'s good about being SINGLE?

1) You can always flirt with anyone, anytime and anywhere.

2) You wouldn\'t be so vain with the way you look.

3) You could go anywhere without someone stalking behind your back.

4) You could dress the way you want to.

And what;s the best thing about being a SINGLE?

No @$$hole can make you damn CRY!!!!!