American Idol Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a fence
Humpty Dumpty had a few cents

He went to the store to go get some candy
There he met Simon, Paula, and Randy

So he started to sing his heart out
Paula started dancing, Simon started to shout,

"You can't sing a note, and you're way off key!"
Randy butted in, "Dude, you're so rude, but I have to agree"
Then Paula said, "Well you get a YES from me!"

Simon told Humpty "You stink!' and he had a great laugh
Then Humpty suddenly broke in half

And all the kings horses and all the kings men
Couldn't put Humpty back together again!