Fatality, An Attempt

And then I saw a cable at my room
The telephone cable
Attached of course on our phone
With the number 758 ***4

I'm waiting for a ring
But none came
So I decided to pull the cord
It's a stupid thing waiting for a call

Twisted the wire
Made a ribbon, just perfect
For the size of my head
Laced it around my neck

Hang it on the roof
Jumped from the seat
Felt it twisted around
And then a sudden fall

It hurt, and then asked
Am I in heaven?
Stupid
You're on the floor

Too heavy for the cord
You failed.
Your stupidity once again,
Left you crying