You slippery piece of scum
You lie around and you hum
You're sometimes gross and immature
Like that stupid disease I can't cure
Go away! I'm going to smack you!
You and everything to me you do!
Bah! You annoying little squirt
I want to push you in the dirt
Leave me here, right now, alone!
Wait! Come back! That was my sarcastic tone!
Give me some room to breathe
Can I get just 5 minutes of privacy?
Ugh you hurt me like that thumb tac
You're going to get sacked!
Hey that's my stuff you're going to sell!
I can't believe I know you so well
Get out of my face tiny cricket!
I don't like playing "tag you're it"
You and your obnoxious made-up games
Your favorite one to call me names
Oh yes! It almost slipped my mind
Do you find it funny to copy me from behind?
I keep grinding my teeth in disbelief
When you leave it's almost a relief
Man I can't forget you short stuff
Living with you is hard enough
But I've learned to deal
Besides, you'll always be my little brother
I love you still, and wouldn't replace you for any less-annoying other.
