My version

(not mine but i love it!!)

I hear that since you left me
Things go from bad to worse
That the good lord quite rightly
Has sent a signal curse

The say your days are tasteless
Flattened, Disjointed, thinned
Across the waist my absence
Loves skeleton has grinned

Perfect. I trust my sources
Of information are sound
Or is it just some worthless rumor
Ive been spreading around