The 14th Birthday (A Kiss on the Cheek)

*To the tune of "The 12 Days Of Christmas"*

On my fourteenth birthday
My best friends gave to me:
Fourteen "Happy Birthday"s',
Thirteen kicks in the ass,
Twelve birthday cards,
Eleven pretty bracelets,
Ten pairs of earrings,
Nine songs on iTunes,
Eight colored socks,
Seven jars of candy,
Six photos of me,
Five gorgeous rings...
Four necklaces,
Three t-shirts,
Two pairs of shoes,
And a really cute kiss on the cheek.