Bubble in my belly
It wants to go POP
Froggy in my throaty
It wants to go HOP
I don't like these feelings
They make me feel weird
But not as weird as my Grandma
Grandma's got a beard!
I see the tortoise walk around
Looking for a tasty treat
It likes cheese, all kinds of cheese
So it nibbles Grandma's feet!
The alien who lives in the garden shed
He comes out at night
But he don't know what flowers is
It gave him a fright!
Mummy has got pretty hair
But she has a dreadful cough
One day when Mummy coughed real bad
It made her hair fall off!
The TV in my sisters room
It likes to talk to me
I found out that he lives in Wales
He invited me for tea!
My little brother likes to poo
He always smells a lot
Last week when his nappy fell off
He pooed all in his cot!
Theres a cat that lives next door
It likes to dig and dig
But I think it is a strange cat
It fancies my Guinea Pig!
My Teddys like to come alive
They dance when i'm not around
Do you know where my giraffe went?
I've looked but it can't be found!
My life isn't very special
Just ordianary in every way
It has got very boring
It's the same everyday
My Mummy says i'm wonderful
My Daddy loves me so
They're taking me to the moon now
So I have got to go :)
