Walking On The Sidewalk [Lyrics]

by twisted reality   Feb 10, 2007


Before I begin, I'd like to clarify that this 'song' goes to the tune of 'Take Me Out To The Ball Game.' So read it like that XD

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So just walk right there on the sidewalk
As I creep up behind.
I hope you'll stop dead in your tracks
I don't care if you lose things you lack.

So just walk right there on the sidewalk
As I creep up behind.
And it's CRUNCH! SQUEAK! BLAH! and you're gone
As my car drives on!

So just walk right there on the sidewalk
As I pull up behind.
Watch as I sit here and how I will laugh
As I step on the gas and your head will go SPLAT!

So just walk right there on the sidewalk
As I pull up behind.
And it's CRUNCH! SQUEAK! BLAH! and you're gone
As my car drives on!

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I know it's a little...awkward, but I had fun putting it together. I'd appreciate votes and/or comments. I always return comments by the way =P

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  • 17 years ago

    by Phil

    Made me laugh so it has to be good, well done
    keep it up.

  • 17 years ago

    by .K.i.T.t.Y.

    HAHHAHAHA. That was awesome. I'd be laughing for real if I wouldn't get in trouble for being so loud. I sat here swaying to the tune, and mentally singing it. Great song!

    5/5.

  • 17 years ago

    by Rocky

    Unfurtunately i dont know the tune
    (never bothered remembering songs unless they're metal, or maybe hard rock) and while alot of people seem to really like this poem i find it superficious. it hasn't affected me in any way. it didn't provoke my imagination or emotions to any extent.
    nor did i find it paticularly funny.

    Love is the law, love under will.
    Rocky

  • 17 years ago

    by xo kisses xo

    Hahaha...thats funny. i feel like doing that to a few people...hehe.

    xoxo kisses

  • 17 years ago

    by Dee

    Ahhaha thats so funny!!! hahah omg i loved it! only thing is there are too many words to fit into the tune of a couple parts.