F A T

by Diana   Feb 20, 2007


I have a roll or two or three
I can not even see my knee
It disappeared last year in spring
Under this disgusting flabby thing
I have four chins under my face
And when i run it isn't with grace
My boobs become my greatest fear
I try not to let them get near
For they knock me to the floor
One time i fell right through a door
And since i weigh 900 pounds by gee
I can not seem to lift myself up golly
No i cant get up
I have the oh so largest butt
It hangs over the chair when i sit
It doesn't feel good not one bit
My stomach is big and flabby and round
When i walk it almost touches the ground
I haven't seen my crotch in years
It just seems to have disappeared
Everything seems to look good
I want to eat it i wish i was understood
I raid the fridge and eat away
Every minute of every day
I haven't been out side in ages
I'm having all these chubby stages
Some times i cant get out of bed
I pray in the morning i am not dead
For the pods i want to lack
I cant so i could have a heart attack
Butt i still want to eat away
Every second of every day
My feet are swollen the size of stumps
My legs are wide like two big clumps
So ill just sit here petting my cat
No need to Deni it i am F A T

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  • 17 years ago

    by Catherine

    Lol, I like that. It's funny.

  • 17 years ago

    by stacee

    Is this true?????sorry if it is but its a good poem!4/5

  • 17 years ago

    by KemistryKia

    That was so funny (sorry if true) and i luved the way you wrote it
    seems you put thought into it....I'm FAT
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahhahahahaahahhahahahhaahhahahaahah lolololololololololololol

  • 17 years ago

    by lisa

    Great poem absolutely loved it 5/5

  • 17 years ago

    by Chloe

    HaHa! i love this poem! i hope any of this isn't true *but if it is i apologize for laughing*. very good work! i give it a 5!