Hoping you have a perfect day,
an get all you wish for as it's your birthday,
hope you start with a hot bubble bath,
then out to pull and have a laugh,
steady downing them spirits an beers,
too much mixing and you'll end up in tears,
get out the rizla and the weed,
load the spliff minus the seed,
relax sit back an joyfully inhale,
have a laugh and your mood will sail,
no shaving no eyebrows or drawing on faces,
no pepper in eyes or any other places,
it comes around once a year so enjoy its yours today,
wiser an older taffy come on smile and ave a lurvelly day
