Bright candy stripes
On his strides
Red and white
Twirling so high
Shoes red and white
That made a squeak
Gosh! What a stupid outfit
While I sniggered and freaked!
Chrome was the old red barber chair
all ready to load with guests
While newspapers, magazine
Were being well read!
Black and white checkered floors
Even giant chess pieces
Were outside the red door
This barber was funny
With his hair parted
Right in the middle
With a red comb in his teeth.
This is crazy watching those
Red and white swirls
As they hypnotize me
While he chops off those black curls.
Round and round the red and white
Swirls go while guests are waiting
For this stupid barber
with his red and white strides of twirls
I must admit he is a laugh with his
hair down the middle being his part!
If you want to see him today
You will have to line up down the street
To look for the Stupid barbers sign that beeps.
