GODS CREATIONS

by sammy   Mar 3, 2007


Isn't life so great,
With those seven days god did create.
Created us with life and soles,
He even gave the ugly people moles.
Poor people, hungry and living on the street,
God thought it would be funny if we give them a treat.
I shall say this loud and clear,
Why did you give the ugly kid one big ear?
If you created all these special people,
I bet you look like a right ugly twat with a nose like a steeple.
You gave us air and lungs to breathe,
You also gave us snot for us to sneeze.
To sneeze on those who are snobby and posh,
You would create them like that and give them lots of dosh.
Well I'm going now ill leave you to it,
I'm going upstairs to have a banging shit.
People say you are all around us,
Go and smell that bad boy just like my dog does.

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  • 17 years ago

    by Emily

    Sammy ur a reyt muppet u lmao this is the best funny 1 so far lass ;) keep it up xx

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