She sits in her bathroom,
Thinking of her day,
Wondering what would happen,
If she told her mom that she was gay,
She sat on the toilet,
And pondered for awhile,
Then went out to her mom,
And said, "Im gonna have a child"
Her mom got the broom,
And smacked her in the head,
Called for a priest,
And said, "he'll know what to do"
She ordered some holy water,
And called upon god,
To take this child and bless it,
Before all hell goes wrong,
The priest came to the door,
And called her daughter a horr,
The mother was a demon,
And beat the priest out the door,
When her daughter woke up,
From the nasty "fall",
It turns out there was no baby at all,
So why did this happen you ask,
Im not quite sure,
I just wanted to see the priest get thrown out the door.
