Longevity in Marriage

Life with you is such a dread
You always make me want to go to bed

Everyday I look at you,
And wonder how I could kill you

Every now and then, I take a dagger to your head
Always filled up with a rage, I wish you will just never see the light of day.

Though I never go through,
I wonder how your parents ever put up with you.

We been married for four years,
How I wonder how I will last another forty years.

Then I realize what I shall do
I go and get some more booze.