The geeky woo

I practiced giving you a look
That might stop your feet from stepping
And just as I was unleashing
You got something in your eye.

Yesterday I tired to talk to you
As if I were confident in my speech
About the weather, of course I would preach
The green house effect

You probably think I’m stupid
Because just a few moments ago
I tried to seduce you with my nose
Except not because I sneezed

… in your face.

I’m sorry I’m no Carmen
Or no Aphrodite or Bell of the Ball
But I’ve got a passion that’s just as tall
As the inseam to your pants.

I’m just nervous
I’m usually quite a laugh
And I’m not a nerd who likes math
Okay that might be a lie.

Anyway, here it is
Before I manage to burn you with coffee:
We should kick it together – it would be lovely
You and I should make-out

Because (god damn) I need to get laid.