I got this brilliant idea, just the other day,
and I owe it all to, that band, Relient K,
I thought that I would fake my own death,
pretend that I just took my final breath,
I found a pill that would stop my heart,
but after a while it would restart,
and I figured that I would re-awake,
during my funeral, with everything at stake,
and hope you felt the same way,
that you said you did, when you thought I'd gone away,
I thought that I would came right back to life,
and you would want to be my wife,
and we could live happily ever after,
but my dream, turned into a disaster,
You see, my train came off the track,
because I'm laying here on my back,
and now my coffin's in the ground,
and I can hear the awful sound,
of dirt piling up on top of me,
but it's way too dark to see,
and I can hear this quiet voice,
saying, "I made the wrong choice,
and now that he's gone I understand,
that I was meant to love that man",
I thought that I would come right back to life,
and you would want to be my wife,
and we could live happily ever after,
but my dream, turned into a disaster,
When I heard her say, that she loved me,
I started screaming, and so did she,
but by the time help arrived, and pulled me from that hole,
it was just too late, my senses had gone dull,
and I suffocated underneath the dirt,
but what's even worse, is that I hurt,
I hurt you, because you realized,
that you had loved me, and you would be my wife,
and I don't know what to say, or what to do,
because I'm in Heaven, but I'll wait for you,
I thought that I would come right back to life,
and you would want to be my wife,
and we could live happily ever after,
but my dream, turned into a disaster,
This story I've been telling for a while, and it's getting old,
so I think I'll let you know, it's not real, but it's not a joke,
it was just a dream, yes just a dream,
though it seemed, though it seemed,
oh so very real, but I never got to kill,
never got to pretend to kill myself with that pill,
they found me on the floor, the bottle was still sealed,
and my heart still has that wound that never healed,
because I never got to hear you say,
those three words at my funeral that day,
I thought that I would come right back to life,
and you would want to be my wife,
and we could live happily ever after,
but my dream, turned into a disaster,
I'm in the hospital, fading in and out,
hoping to die because of all the doubt,
I just don't think that you would ever love me,
my eyes open up and I faintly see,
that you're right next to my bed,
then the doctor started yelling, this is what he said,
"We're gonna lose him, if we don't do something fast,
I need some juice, I'm gonna give him a blast",
but nothing that they tried, could save my life,
because my heart had found a knife,
I thought that I would come right back to life,
and you would want to be my wife,
and we could live happily ever after,
but my dream, turned into a disaster,
My life is finally over, and so is this song,
why was it so painful, and why'd it take so long,
I heard her crying, as I slowly faded away,
I guess she really said those words, on my funeral day,
and on my tombstone it has engraved,
"I loved you all my life, I loved you all my days,
I'll wait for you in Heaven, for as long as it takes",
and every time she reads it, you know her heart breaks,
because she never said she loved me, until the day I died,
and this time my death was due to, pulmonary suicide,
I thought that I would come right back to life,
and you would want to be my wife,
and we could live happily ever after,
but my fantasy, turned into a disaster,
because I never got to pretend,
that I had finally met my end,
due to my heart's failure to abide,
when it committed...pulmonary suicide...
