Spit and polish

They converge in churches all over the nation
they don't serve God, but a different station

they put girls in situations, flirting naughtily
their attitude is often sad or even haughtily

the only bible they read is sports weekly
when it comes to serving, only meekly

the enemies of every father of a girl are they
they'll deceive with all the poison they say

when it comes time to take credit where it is due
they'll run the servant through and through

i sad truth, but all churches have these guys
if only we could get them to say their goodbyes