My Shampoo Has a Story to Tell

by Natalie84   Mar 20, 2007


The tales through my song
As the water runs free
Supply ammo to the suds
That surround all of me

The secrets that I sing
Are captured in my tub
Released every day
While I so crazily scrub

The naughty touch
Can only be seen by one
For the bottle sits all alone
Watching till I'm done

Who pees in the shower
Only the shampoo has seen
For if that slimy stuff could talk
It would tell stories so obscene

Soapy love making
Between the passionate couple
If that damned shampoo could talk
It would surely tattle

I would like to assure everyone
That none of this nonsense is true
So please mind your own business
And don't interrogate my shampoo

Thanks to Sunny who got my whacky side flowing! I've never done such a crazy poem! Wow...this one made me LAUGH uncontrollably! Thanks so much Sunny...I'm not sure if you know just how much I appreciate this! I had a lot of fun! Lord knows I needed it...ENJOY PEOPLE! HAHAHAHA

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  • 17 years ago

    by *fяєyα*εїз

    Nice Poem!
    Very clever idea from your friend. x]

  • 17 years ago

    by Tara

    So i kept on pasing your poem and reading the title and think, "um.......thats a bit weird" but then i finally read the poem and omg i loved it! lmao!

    keep on writing! i luv your work

  • 17 years ago

    by Rose Noble

    I didn't really laugh out loud, but more in my head. It was humerous AND fun. Glad you had a good time writing it.

  • 17 years ago

    by rhiannon taylor

    This has a great touch of laughter and puts a smile on ur face but damn i can relate that if my shampoo talked i'd be dead :P!!!!!! nice work keep it up mate

  • 17 years ago

    by Sara

    This is soo great!!!lmaoo!!...i loved the ending and it made me laugh out loud like seriously haha..comment back!!

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