Red and blue streamers,
Hung across the room,
It took all of 15 minutes
To make some fun from gloom.
Someone who left us all
For military school,
Even though he was so bad
We all thought we has pretty cool.
When we discovered he was back,
We needed to celebrate,
We decorated the classroom,
Though we couldn't buy a cake.
We missed him oh-so very much,
His return brought much rejoice,
He told us that he had been so good,
That they didn't have a choice.
So we held a great party
To welcome him back home,
We trashed the entire classroom...
Then left clean-up duty to him!