Woe is Me.

Oh, woe is me,
Woe is you,
I wish this day just wasn't so blue.

Lines of worry,
Lines of doubt,
Inch to my forehead from my snout.

Reports due,
Tests not done,
Oh, my day just isn't so fun.

Referee here,
Referee there,
A red card comes whizzing through the air.

I hit my head,
I see red,
I think my dog peed on my bed.

Oh woe is me,
Woe is you,
I wish this day just wasn't so blue!