I jumped the jocks

I jumped the jocks while they were talking sports,
they were eating pizza galore and candy of sorts,
i took a football and hit two in the same shot,
you'd think I'd be dead from all the glares that i got,
i took a basketball and nailed one in the head,
i meant to hurt them but i think one of them's dead,
i got a bat and swung in every direction,
the bat and there equator soon made a connection,
i strangled some with the jersey off there backs,
none of them could escape my attacks,
soon enough there was blood at my feet,
i said my farewells and made my retreat.

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