O thong

by candace   Apr 17, 2007


Oh Thong - Oh Thong
Why do you feel so wrong?

I follow your instructions down to the letter
But nothing makes you feel any better

You ride too high and in my crack
There is no way the store will ever take you back

Although you make me look sexy and hot
I can't take any more, you will make a great Sling Shot....

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  • 17 years ago

    by WhYcAnTuLoVeMe

    Omg that was hilarious!
    Like tara said i was dying by the end....
    And ya they would make great slingshotz!!! LOLZ

  • 17 years ago

    by Tara

    Ahhhh! omg , lmao!!! super funny i was totally dieing by the end! lol great job

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