Adam & Steve- The Misinterpretation

Adam and Eve,
Or so they were called,
Were the first human beings,
In the Bible it's scrawled.
But what if the elders,
With their poor blurry eyesight,
Mistranslated the names?
We would be in a plight.
What if in fact,
It wasn't Adam and Eve?
What if in fact,
It was Adam and Steve?
Just think, a slight mistranslation,
Could have such an impact.
It might make some religious folk,
Form suicide pacts.
Eve didn't have a bean,
She had a long snake.
She was a he,
She had a big ole tube steak.
Eve was actually Steve,
What does this mean?
Adam and Steve are gay,
In this grand scheme.
So get rid of your pussy cats,
And pick up a big schlong
Women are out,
It is the age of the dong.

&copy Joshua Bryant Cole