6 years old and wont be told.

Your nan smells like wee
Said my friend Emily
She told it to my sister
Who gave her a nipple twister.

Your mom is a bat
I told my mother Pat
She smacked me on my bum
I dont care cus it was fun

The teacher is a Moose
Said my brother Bruce
So I told it to the class
And Bruce called me a grass

Lets all run away
From your cousin whos a gay
We can build a den
Scribble on our arms in pen.