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by Hilary Apr 20, 2007 category : Fun, humor / other
There was a dog who had to fart And then he met a boy named bart Who told that very crazy mutt "You have a cork stuck in your butt!" They pulled and pulled to no avail Until they felt that they must bail For that cork was in oh so deep And then the dog let out a peep A peep of hope, a peep of grace And then the dog scrunched up its face And let out a so strong a fart It sent the cork come tumbling out.