Guys are so hard to please,
You think you're doing good,
But he says it isn't enough,
But you're doing the best you could.
If you want to go out
&& wear something new
He'll call you a skank
And he'll turn on you
If you argue with him
He'll say you're being dumb
He says he wants a girlfriend,
Not another mom
But if you stay quiet
He'll say you're so boring
He says he wants a conversation
But because of you he's almost snoring
If you call him he'll call you desperate
&& say that you're starting to cling
He'll say you're going to fast into a relationship
When everyone knows he just wants a fling
Then when he calls you
He says that you should be grateful
He'll say he called you out of sympathy
&& that another phone call is only wishful
If you say you don't love him
He'll try to make you
&& if you say that you love him
He'll say he's already over you
If you talk to his friends
He says your being a flirt
This is only the beginning
Of him treating you like dirt
If you don't screw him
Then he'll say that you don't appreciate him
He won't keep on trying
Until he's finally in
&& when you do decide to screw him
He'll say your an easy lay
He'll tell all of his friends you were horrible
&& then he'll dump you the next day
If you tell him your problems
He'll say you're such a drama queen
But if you don't listen to him
He'll say you're being mean
If you lecture him
He says to get out of his life
He'll say he doesn't want to be with you
He never wanted you to be his wife
But if he lectures you
Its only because he Care's
The damn boy is so over controlling
But it's only when he wants to be there
If you break a promise
He'll erase you from his head
He doesn't want a untrustworthy girl
He wants a girl who's good in bed
Then he breaks a promise,
But it's only because he Had to
He says he wouldn't have done it
If it would have hurt you
If you cheat
He'll say its over
He'll admit he never loved you
You were just a one week lover
But if he cheats on you
He expects you to forgive
He'll say he wasn't in right mind
&& a pathetic apology he'll give
Some girls are stupid
To not see past these guys
The sort of guy who's full of crap
&& only ever lies.
When they're done with a girl
They say it's through,
They break your heart
&& forget about you
