Everyday week day
after getting my after school snack
i sit on my couch
kick my feet up and relax
after an hour had passed
or maybe four
something happened that was so scary and gross
it haunts me forevermore
in this scary/ gross adventure
i met a man named bob
he was smelly and lazy
the village slob
he was wild
and care free
i stood and thought
thats the life for me
we both rolled in the mud
and slept all day
i didn't have to worry about school or chores
or my crazy gym teacher Mrs.mcphay
me and my new friend
bob
had fun and laughed all day
it was fun being a slob
but as the days went by
the garbage started to grow
it grew so high it reached the sky
so i told bob it all had to go
bob jumped to his feet and screamed
nuh-uh no way
you put that trash down
put it down i say
i put it down
and held my nose
how anyone could live like this
nobody knows
so i stepped outside
to get some fresh air
but when i went to step on the pavement
it wasn't there
i fell and i fell
i screamed and i yelped
i cried out for bob
bob please help
i looked below me
and there was nothing but stinky trash
i knew i would fall in it
that was were i would undoubtedly crash
but just before i fell in it
i woke up screaming on my living room floor
my mom came in and asked what was wrong
i simply said i am a couch potato no more
