Very good! Must have been good cider. This was very enjoyable to read, catchy timing.

All total excellent it was funny until the last
line that made me feel sad

My computer just took a fit
And booted me offline
Im not always paranoid
But I think it is a sign.
^^^
That was cute.
When having a little cider our minds do seem to wander to the "hmmm what if's" .... lol

The thing I like about funny poems is we can the first line and run with it where ever we want. From aliens invading our computers to cider invading our minds ... lol
Anything is possible in a funny poem and no matter how ridiculous of an idea we run with ... people always love to read something funny.

Nice read David .... a title came to mind after I read this

Tales From the Cider Side .... could become a sequel ... lol