I'm a barbie girl (re remake of I'm a barbie Girl Aqua)

by Run out of words   May 21, 2007


Hiya Barbie!
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken.
BURN!

I�´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
My boobs are plastic, it�´s fantastic.
You can cut my hair, I'm fake so I won't care.
Fanatastic creation,
I can teach little boys m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.i.o.n!

Barbie: I'm a blonde big boobed girl in a prostitute bar,
Dress me up, pull my leg, let your dog bite me.
Ken: You're my doll, rock and roll, you were good in bed yesterday
Kiss me here, touch me there, I'm so horny.

You can touch, you can ba- arf
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

I�´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
My boobs are plastic, it�´s fantastic.
You can cut my hair, I'm fake so I won't care.
Fanatastic creation,
I can teach little boys m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.i.o.n!

Come on, Barbie, I know you're farting, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, stop that snorting, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, you make me feel like barfing, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, I know you're farting, oooh, oooh

Make me die, make me cry, do whatever you please
I can act like a b.i.t.c.h, It's quite easy.
Come jump in, be my bed pal, let us do it again
Hit the town, drool around, lets have an orgie!

I�´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
My boobs are plastic, it�´s fantastic.
You can cut my hair, I'm fake so I won't care.
Fanatastic creation,
I can teach little boys m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.i.o.n!

Come on, Barbie, I know you're farting, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, stop that snorting, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, you make me feel like barfing, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, I know you're farting, oooh, oooh

Barbie: Oh ken! I'm having so much fun! Let's do it again!
Ken: No way Barbie, I just wanted to touch your bum.
Barbie: Oh I love you Ken!
Ken: Oh...you shouldnt have.

**I know I know...It's not mine...it's a remake of a remake..but It's MY remake...and I was feeling very bored. Even thought I should be practicing my exams. Anyway, I felt that the orinial Anti Barbie song had some parts left out so I improvised...:) It's not that good...but it was whatever I came up with in like 2 minutes...**~I'll prolly delete this poem myself in a few days anyway...

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  • 17 years ago

    by true secret emo

    LoL YOUR REWRITE IS DA BEST :)

  • 17 years ago

    by Miranda HEARTCORE

    Lmfao! i actually like this song, the original lyrics, because they're so easy to make fun of, well done!