Would you mind if I left a stain
On the carpet
Dark crimson puddle
Would you mind
I won't be there to clean it up
I would leave it in the sink
Or maybe the tub
Would you mind though
Cause I don't think I can make it that far
You might have to rip up the carpet
It's four days till you'll be back
And I'm leaving now
Please don't be mad
I did clean the rest of the house
Before I left.