My stupid Brother

I have a stupid brother
His name is Jackson Crum
One day he got a knife
And sliced right down through his thumb!

I have a stupid brother
Who thinks he is so smart
He tried to tell his mother
How angels do not fart

I have a stupid brother
He is four and is nearly five
He fell off our neighbours roof
And was lucky to survive

I have a stupid brother
Who decided to eat a fly
I told him it was poisonous
And so he began to cry

I have a stupid brother
I pretend to post him away
He still thinks hes going to China
And that he'll get there sometime today!