Today is your birthday and I'm sorry to report,
I have sent neither present nor card nor lovely sweet
There is only one Prezzie I want to give you, you see,
a big gift-wrapped box and inside would be me...
I wish that I could be there, be with you and drink some hooch,
have a dance and a birthday *smooch*...
There is much more that I could say,
but today is your special day...
So sit back, relax, enjoy and when that candle light is blown out by you,
I hope your wishes and dreams will come true...
I'll say it, to you my darling, once again,
Happy Birthday Baby